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I was reading an old friend’s, Niesa, blog the other day and her post gave me an idea to start a “survey”, if you will, to see if everybody else have their own F.A.A.Qs(Frequently Asked Annoying Questions). To start things off, I’m gonna tag Noh, Conspirator, Wendy, Joe Hahn, French Chick, Crafty Hands and Biggie Smalls.

It’s up to you to answer or not, but if you do, please tag whoever and how many people you like after answering it. If you can, please link back to this post to make it easier for me to keep track of the answers and see how far this lil’ experiment will go and if there’s any good stuff come out of it!

So here are some of the most annoying queries that’s been asked to me for at least a dozen times:

F.A.A.Qs:

1. “Bila nak kahwin?(When are you getting married?)”
- First off, it’s none of your business and secondly, whenever I want lah! Have I asked when are YOU getting married? But I’ll ask you this; When are you gonna stop throwing me that question? Buzz off bugger!

2. “Nak join bisnes MLM aku?(Wanna join my MLM business?)”
- AND-OH. The way I see it is it’s another form of get-rich-quick scheme and you know what they say, “the faster they rise, the faster they fall”, or something like that. I’d rather work my way up and earn my money with my own sweat and tears, not from some “downlines”.

3. “Makin sihat kau eh?(You look healthy(which usually means “you’re fat”))”
- Yes I am, and I’m proud of it! If you don’t like it than that’s your problem buddy!

P/S: You may or may not have the same F.A.A.Qs as mine, so it’s really up to you. You can add more questions if you want to.